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My Bloody Valentine 3-D

Mixed or average reviews
Based on 11 critic reviews
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Based on 70 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Horror | Suspense/Thriller
Written by: Zane Smith
Directed by: Patrick Lussier
Release Date:
Theatrical: January 16, 2009
DVD: May 19, 2009
Running Time: 101 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: R for graphic brutal horror violence and grisly images throughout, some strong sexuality, graphic nudity and language
Starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsey Rue, Edi Gathegi, Tom Atkins, Kevin Tighe, and Megan Boone
Ten years later, Tom Hanniger returns to Harmony on Valentine's Day, still haunted by the deaths he caused. Struggling to make amends with his past, he grapples with unresolved feelings for his ex-girlfriend, Sarah, who is now married to his best friend, Axel, the town sheriff. But tonight, after years of peace, something from Harmony's dark past has returned. Wearing a miner's mask and armed with a pickaxe, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. And as his footsteps come ever closer, Tom, Sarah and Axel realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who's come back to claim them...(Lionsgate)
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What The Critics Said
All critic scores are converted to a 100-point scale. If a critic does not indicate a score, we assign a score based on the general impression given by the text of the review. Learn more...
Austin Chronicle Marc Savlov
MBV 3D is full-on, old-school, Fangoria-approved, gorehound heaven – a supersaturated arterial goregasm with zero socially redeeming values for anyone other than first-year med students.
Read Full Review >Premiere Jenni Miller
This is a fun midnight movie. Horror fans, get your friends together and go see some gore and some naked chicks in three dimensions.
Read Full Review >Variety Joe Leydon
At heart an unabashedly retro work, reveling in the cliches and conventions of the slasher horror pics that proliferated in the early 1980s.
Read Full Review >The New York Times Jeannette Catsoulis
A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.
Read Full Review >The Hollywood Reporter Frank Scheck
The 3-D effects come fast and furious, rendered with a technical skill and humor that gives this otherwise strictly formulaic slasher picture whatever entertainment value it possesses.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Clark Collis
What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.
Read Full Review >The Onion (A.V. Club) Scott Tobias
But save for a giddily gratuitous sequence involving full-frontal nudity, a little person, and a French bulldog, the film is strictly by-the-numbers slasher boilerplate. It won't endure past the weekend.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Mark Olsen
Wooden performances by forgettable, generic actors -- again, just like in the original -- don't aid in making things any less leaden. Perhaps this is the best one can hope for from something like My Bloody Valentine 3-D, that it be just good enough to not be annoying. Or in this specific case, physically painful.
Read Full Review >Film Threat Scott Mendelson
If a movie like My Bloody Valentine plays like a dime-store slasher picture, then adding 3D to the proceedings will only make it look like a 3D dime-store slasher picture.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe Ethan Gilsdorf
Lussier stages his movie not so much around nail-biting moments as novel ways to fling entrails at his viewers. But if you take pleasure in such mindless gore, there must be worse ways to spend 100 minutes.
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Jim Ridley
There's no excitement or terror in watching the 3-D execution of 2-D actors giving 1-D performances, just the steadily diminishing returns of the same eye gouge delivered ad infinitum.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 7.7 (out of 10) based on 70 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
joey p gave it a2:
Bad acting. even worse directing and horrible sound effects. In the combination of a lifetime of bad movies.
Jimbo H gave it a7:
An intentionally campy horror movie that intentionally mixes bad special effects with some writing and scenes that are there just to comically milk the 3d. If you get it, its fun. If you don't, you're Jim Ridley.
Jay H gave it a6:
Very predictable, and the 3-D is unimpressive, but it has some good scares, the performances aren't bad and the score works. The rapid pacing is a plus.
Pag gave it a10:
Great 3-D effect. Jensen Ackles plays a perfect little boy lost-psycho. Jamie King was a strong character. Kerr Smith playing an asshole I didn't know he could. TWO words Tom Atkins
Andrew B gave it a9:
A film that doesn't shy away from it's 1980's roots and is undeniably fun. It was a great change of pace to enjoy an R rated flick in 3D.
Jimbo H gave it a7:
An intentionally campy horror movie that intentionally mixes bad special effects with some writing and scenes that are there just to comically milk the 3d. If you get it, its fun. If you don't, you're Jim Ridley.
Jay H gave it a6:
Very predictable, and the 3-D is unimpressive, but it has some good scares, the performances aren't bad and the score works. The rapid pacing is a plus.
